Not long after a minor earthquake rattled the Eastern Seaboard of the United States, along come the predictions by religious folk that God sends natural disasters to punish people, right on schedule. Here's Rabbi Levin letting us know that this event was due to, not Boobquake, but homosexuals:
The money quote at the 6:00 minute mark is:
Who knew that the Talmud was loaded with innuendo?
Of course, with minimal property damage and no reported injuries from this earthquake, one wonders if perhaps God is losing his grip. And since gay marriage is illegal in Virginia, the epicenter of the quake, but not in New York, perhaps God has gone myopic as well. God used to be able to kill off individuals in a crowd (2 Samuel 6). Now he misses the target by hundreds of miles? I'm afraid we expect much more from an omnipotent deity. God may want to consider scaling back, spend some more time with his family, and perhaps take up a hobby...preferably one that doesn't involve sharp instruments.
The money quote at the 6:00 minute mark is:
"One of the reasons that God brings earthquakes to the world is because of the transgression of homosexuality, and the Talmud states, 'You have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn't belong. I too, will shake the earth.'"
Who knew that the Talmud was loaded with innuendo?
Of course, with minimal property damage and no reported injuries from this earthquake, one wonders if perhaps God is losing his grip. And since gay marriage is illegal in Virginia, the epicenter of the quake, but not in New York, perhaps God has gone myopic as well. God used to be able to kill off individuals in a crowd (2 Samuel 6). Now he misses the target by hundreds of miles? I'm afraid we expect much more from an omnipotent deity. God may want to consider scaling back, spend some more time with his family, and perhaps take up a hobby...preferably one that doesn't involve sharp instruments.
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