I'm always amused at Jack Chick tracts, and I'm embarrassed at how seriously I took them as a Christian youth. The latest tract is called "Love That Money!" and it's as subtle as a monster movie attack on New York City.
From the top:
A guy who doesn't want to get involved actually says, out loud, "I don't want to get involved."
Demons need rest.
Joe's boss doesn't know smarm when it smacks him in the face.
Despite being told that Annie's prayer will be answered, Annie's prayer is not answered.
A stock market crash will make a wealthy executive penniless overnight.
Satan manipulates lotteries, so much that it's called 'overdone.'
Angels have power over demons, but only at particular times.
Aunt Louise is not very bright when it comes to her nephew Joe. He refuses to keep in contact with her, but she leaves him everything in her will.
At first the devil wants Joe rich and in power on Earth, but it turns out he just wants Joe in Hell.
Well done, Jack, you've managed to create your own parallel universe, one in which the rules we live by here in our world don't apply.
From the top:
A guy who doesn't want to get involved actually says, out loud, "I don't want to get involved."
Demons need rest.
Joe's boss doesn't know smarm when it smacks him in the face.
Despite being told that Annie's prayer will be answered, Annie's prayer is not answered.
A stock market crash will make a wealthy executive penniless overnight.
Satan manipulates lotteries, so much that it's called 'overdone.'
Angels have power over demons, but only at particular times.
Aunt Louise is not very bright when it comes to her nephew Joe. He refuses to keep in contact with her, but she leaves him everything in her will.
At first the devil wants Joe rich and in power on Earth, but it turns out he just wants Joe in Hell.
Well done, Jack, you've managed to create your own parallel universe, one in which the rules we live by here in our world don't apply.
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